My ex-boyfriend dumped me last time because he didn't feel
like having a relationship but now he says he does.What should I do?
Thats why I am holding off I know I love him and only him. I am just
confused.I want to be with him ,I just don't want to get hurt.
-- = Candy
Well, he obviously doesn't love you. Whether you take him back or don't, keep that in mind, and don't expect much out of the relationship. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
dear ellie,
i can't stop eating vicks vaporub. it's so good. sometimes my friends
hate me for it and tell me to seek help, but i don't want help. i want
vicks. however, sometimes it makes me sick. love?
-- = laura
The Vicks website says that if you ingest Vicks, you should call the poison control center. Why don't you find something with the same consistency and flavor it with menthol? Or smoke menthol cigarettes? Or cloves? -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I can't decide if I should enter another relationship. I
finally came to terms with breaking up with my long-time girlfriend of
three years. The break-up process was even longer than the actual
relationship. I thought I loved her, but when I'm with her romantically, it
doesn't feel like it once did, not even close. There is another girl who
I'm very attracted to and her personality challenges me and interests
me as well.
WHATEVER SHOULD I DO???????????????????????????
-- = Pete
Date the new girl. The old one is over. By the way, a good rule of thumb is it takes twice as long to get over someone as you spent dating them. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
dear ellie,
seeing as homework is not a familiar concept to me, my life has failed
to integrate its essentiality into my brain. And thus I seem to be
failing several classes. whatever could the solution be?
-- = esme
If you don't mind failing your classes, then you don't have a problem. If you do mind failing your classes, then do your darn homework! -- Eleanor Roosevelt
It's my senior year, and compared to my other high school
years, I've been really depressed. See, one of my closest friends started
really cursing my name horribly but won't let me know what the hell I
did to piss him off. I try talking to him to figure it out, but he just
ditches me. My other best friend only thinks that I care about him,
because the other one's not around. But it's not like that. I'm in love
with him!! I've always have been since we were freshman, but I screwed
up. I want my old friend back, but I don't know what to do. And I don't
know how to tell the other one where he stands. Can you help w/atleast
one of my problems? If they made any sense at all...
-- = Creezdinah
Friend one either really hates you or likes pushing your buttons for attention. Ignore him and he'll either come back to you, if he still likes you, or won't, if he hates you. And that solves that. As for the second one, tell him the truth. That will dispel the notion that he is your backup friend. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
yeah, yeah. here i am writing to you again. remember when i
wrote you about scott the punk boy and my obbsessive-stalker crush? i
took your advice and stuck to my 'regular' girl look instead of trying to
be gothic. and he gave me attention. the wrong type of attention. for
the past few days he's been following me. bothering me. making fun of
me. i have notably long, beautiful hair that i take pride in above all
else. and he tried to cut a peice off. and he's been stealing my hair
scrunchies and thwacking me with them. love is so confusing. please help.
-- = hannah
Sounds like he likes you. It's working. Maybe he thinks you'd look better with short hair. I bet you would. Unless your hair is curly, because long curly hair is nice. Long straight hair is better when it is short straight hair. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i really like this guy, but i have another guy who is my
lover who i'm kinda trying to ignore, but isn't quite happining, so who
should i choose?
-- = Sarah
He's your lover? And you're trying to ignore him? You baffle this lizard. Anyway, choose the guy you like over the guy you don't like. The answer is as obvious as the snout on my face. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i am just very sad and confused because the only people
around me dont have a personality. and i thought you would be just the
person to come to for this because you deal with people like that every
advice column! (i.e- my name is bob i like pickles my boyfriend was eaten
by a mob of angry sheep) yes. why do people think that being random is
funny? why do they consider themselves unique when there are millions of
people who believe that their randomness makes them special? and
FINALLY- why do they self-proclaim themselves things like "weird" "random" or
"special" when they are really not as weird/random/special as they
think they are? how can we get rid of these people?
-- = lina
Amen. To get rid of these people, you have to poison their food supply. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I want my own domain so I can have a journal there. I hate
having a journal with a normal journal site. any suggestions on how to
accomplish this?
-- = Angie
No. I use a journal site. I have a livejournal and I post some more stuff in it than I do on my column on mewing.net (but not much more, for I am lazy). I am old. Old old old. I don't know about these internet things. Someone handed me a livejournal and said "record your life for posterity," and being an obliging reptile, I did. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
my dad called me a bitch, what should i say to him?
-- = kristyn
Roll your eyes and ask if he can do better than that. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Eleanor, i tried to get over gus, but i can't. I want him so
bad sexually.
He's just so dreamy, and i know i'm in love, because i've never had
more than 9 orgasims by looking at just 1 person's pic before.
Please help me...or send me some nuddie pics of him please!!!
-- = Enora
Well, he's still gay. He doesn't have nudie pictures, and you don't need them if you're having 9 orgasms from clothed ones. With that many orgasms, you don't sound like you have a problem at all! Hahahaha. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Okay,This guy got his friend to ask me out, and i said no
because i think its dumb to get someone else to ask a person out for you.
but we still chill together and i like him, i want him to ask me out
but he still hasnt what should i do?
-- = Venessa
You ask him out. You want to go out with him. You know he will accept. It's dumb to have your friend ask out someone for you. It is also dumb to think that girls must be passive in the dating game. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I hate life!
-- = Jess
Carbon monoxide is the best way to end it. You just fall asleep and don't wake up. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last night, which was a terribly cold and frigid night, I was
hanging around out at the bars. I had forgotten my new jacket in the
chevy....and the car was .5 miles away from where i was at (a bit too far
to travel to and from while drunken). I saw a guy, his appearance seems
a bit vague at the moment....but his hair was dark and he smiled a lot.
I slowly walked/stumbled over to him, asking if I could momentarily
borrow his warm Carhart jacket. He agreed with a HUGE smile, and I was
warm. I minded my own business for awhile, taking a few shots of my Jack
Daniels. I started laughing and i felt something creep up my spine, and
i got goosebumps. It was a great feeling. It was the guys big, strong,
powerful hand. He began reaching down further and fruther until he
reached a certain area. My started fingering me, while i held my bottle of
Beer. I was still laughing. The last thing i remember i was curled up
in a corner of the bar, which was dark and cold. The warm jacket
was gone, nobody was there, and my vagina was terribly red and sore
and my pants had dissapeared.
Am i still a virgin?
-- = Tina Turner
Probably. Hands don't deflower (they empower). I made up the empower part. But it's also a lot more likely that a hand could leave you red and sore than a man's junk would. I suspect you were just groped a lot. That man is a criminal and a tortfeasor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i am very much in love with my boyfriend and he is very much
in love with me and we talk about having sex alot and he is very honest
with me saying he wants to but he is afraid to take my virginity and he
doesnt want to rush me,i know he loves me and is not using me for sex i
just want to know what to do i am so afraid of messing up and him
hating me help please
-- = krista
You messing up? He's the one that should be worried. You can just be a cavity for him to fill with his junk if you want, and that counts as good. He's not going to please you and you will never have an orgasm, so he should be the one who is concerned. Also, that line about "afraid to take your virginity" is a pack of lies. If he's so afraid, tell him you'll go lose it to someone else then so he'll hump you. That is if you do want him to hump you. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
How do I stop one night stands? Yes willpower would most
likely help but I've only managed to say no a few times. I'm just rather
tired of having sex and moving on, and I don't like to "use" anyone but
I just seem to land myself into the same situation with the same type
of person each time...I just never end up being that attracted to their
personality just their body. I managed to have 1 long term
relationship and I loved it very much, it's far more comfortable than constantly
meeting new people.
-- = Rob
Tell people you have AIDS. That might not make you not want to have a one-night stand, but it will make people not want to have them with you. Or you could take it a step further and get AIDS. That would suck. You could cut your hair in a way that is so ugly people won't touch you, too. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
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