How can I get my ex,who I am still madly in love with back?
-- Re_Re
Tell him you're pregnant. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Why can't I get a job?
-- Megan
There could be many reasons. Here are a few. President Bush mangled the economy with his ill-conceived tax cuts. I, for one, would pay Clinton-era tax rates to have a Clinton-era economy. You might lack the right education. You might be living in the wrong place. Your resume might suck. Your cover letters might be fake and processed. You might not indicate what job you are applying for, thus ending up in the "general" pile. But it's mainly the Bush economy. What do you expect when you let the imbeciles have power? Eight years of prosperity, and people think they can indulge their socially conservative ideas and Republicans can't mess up the economy too badly. Well they're wrong. The budget deficit is out of control and the only reason unemployment falls anymore is people quit trying to find jobs. Even I have to write this advice column pro bono! -- Eleanor Roosevelt
why dosent my boyfriend care about me anymore?
-- leidy
Because he doesn't like you and didn't want to hurt your feelings by breaking up with you. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I need to seek revenge on an evil boy who broke my heart.
And told his whole dorm that it was ok if any of them wanted to try to
date me. He basicly just "passed" me on down the line. He was soo rude,
my best friend told me that he had said that-- he (evil boy) didnt
inform me that we were over. I need your help Laura, for i like your
previous advice a friend of mine got. Please help me.
-- Stacy aka Kidd-o
First, date someone in his dorm. Then say the new guy is much better. This works especially well if they were friends. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I'm gay, and I've been out of the closet for a couple of
months. I haven't told my parents yet, and I'm afraid to. I'm not 18 yet,
and I'm thinking the worst:that they'll kick me out. But I really want
to tell them about this, since I've been so much happier since I came
out. Should I tell then that I'm gay?
-- Lynn
If you want to. Personally, I'd just let them figure it out. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
my boyfriend is turning 18 in october and i really don't know
what to get him! he adores me and we've only been together for a month
but he's gone to qld for 2 weeks and i talked to him on the phone last
night and he said he'd bought me heaps of pressies... and its not my
bday or anythign! i really don't know wht to get him for his bday... he's
turning 18 so it should be something special... i was thinking playboy
pjs pants coz he always bitches about having to sleep in jeans if we
stay over at a friends place .. but i dont know what else!
please help me!
thankyou!!!
-- meg
He's bitching about sleeping in jeans because he wants you to say "then don't sleep in pants," and then he can be half-naked with you. Other than that, the pajama pants are a good idea. Get him a voter registration form with "Democratic Party" checked too. Give him the gift of good governance. Now that he's of draftable age, you should probably make a donation to the Democratic National Committee to get Democrats in power who won't send him off to war. Unless you don't love him of course. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I really, really, really like this one guy, and I'm not sure
if he likes me or not because we flirt a lot and stuff...But I'm not
sure if he's really attracted to me or not, I can't find a way to tell
him! HELP ME!
-- Jenna
Don't tell him. The best crushes are the ones you never acted on and you can talk about 10 years later. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I have a problem keeping boyfriends for more than two months.
What can I do to improve my luck?
-- Debbie
Don't act like you like them too much. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I have a few friends that get on my nerves a lot and I don't
know how to tell them. They talk about the same thing all the time and
they don't stop. What do I do? How do I tell them? How do I go about
telling them? Please help me Eleanor.
-- Debbie
This happens a lot with boys and cars. So I'll use that as an example. If they start talking about cars, say "cars." Then a bit later, say "cars." Repeat as necessary. They might get the hint. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I don't know what do......i think i'm in love with BUSH!
-- Ellen
You BETTER mean the band with Gavin Rosdale in it, missy! -- Eleanor Roosevelt
are boogers green?
-- Timbeh!
There are as many colors of boogers are there are dumb questions. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
My bestest friend is a lezbian, but I'm starting to like her
as much more then a friend, what should i do?
-- Raziel
Hump her. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I am in a sorority, this is a lame question but I want
someone else's point of view. Anyway, I go to a lot of frat parties and often
times I hook up with a guy there. The problem is when I see them (there
has only been a few), one imparticular, on campus he ignores me acts
like I don't exsist, etc... I am not interested in pursuing
relationships with these guys, but at least he could say hi seeming as though he
had his tounge down my throat last week. Is there something wrong with
me? How would you handle this?
-- Kitty
What do you expect? No wonder people in frats and sororities are always such miserable people. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i love someone but he lives in newmarket (about an hour from
my home) and i hardly ever get to see him, hes in gr 12 and he will be
going to university soon, and it will be so impossible to stay together
then, its stupid realy, i dont want to loose him but i most likely
will. Then therse this guy back home, in my drama class, hes really nice
and i like him, not as much as the other guy but i do, and he kinda
likes me too. which guy should i go with?
-- Laura
The one who lives nearby. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I REALLY like this boy at school but he's in 8th grade and
i'm in 7th and I find I get jealous of anybody who I hear flirted with
him and I feel shy when i'm around him and I am SO confused!And when I
see anybody tell him 2 buzz off I start freaking in my head!He is totally
cute!He flirted with me a LOT lost year he even hugged me and he
laughes about his farts just like me! I think hes my perfect match but I have
competition 'cause another girl ALWAYS flirts with him! I get SO
jealous and MAD!!
-- somebody@home
You should say "I think you are cute. Let's go out." He will say yes. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I can't get over the fact that my mom's fiance molested me
last year, what do you suggest I do to help me get over it?
-- Nicole
Kill him. Also ruin their wedding. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
what exactly is foxmeat?? is it the meat of a fox,or what?
-- laura
Exactly. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
whats your opinion on homosexuality?
-- buh...
I have no patience for anyone who has any objections to it. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Why is hedonistic fornication such an underground practice?
And why are 14-year old girls wary of it, as well?
(With a 12-year old boy. =P)
-- Kyouka
Beats me. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
The other day, a friend of mine wrote my name on his ass and
proceeded to show it to me. Do you think this is a signal that he
wants to persue a romantic relationship?
-- Patrick
Yes. If he is cute, you should date him. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Dear Laura,
i'm going through a bit of a crisis.i'm 18 years old and i recently got
kicked out of my house by my mother.i'm staying with my best friend and
her father, but i can't stay here forever.anouther friend of mine
offered to have me come be his roommate.i would love to and am financially
able to, but i have two problems with the situation:his best friend is
my ex [we parted on bad terms and haven't spoken since].he frequently
comes to the apartment to play in their band.the other problem is that my
friend smokes weed constantly while i've been sober for 6 months and
don't plan on going back.
what should i do?i've weighed the pros and cons of moving in or finding
someplace else and i still can't decided.
sincerely, nik
-- nik
Well, sounds like you don't have that many options at this point. You should move to Pittsburgh. Apartments are cheap there. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
my friend had a party and we invited my crush and then well
we started to go out and he was kinda drunk and we were like all over
each other and he doesnt remember! and i really like him and i dont know
what to do help me!
-- brittany
He remembers. He just wants to pretend he doesn't because he regrets it. Sorry. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Well, this isn't much of an "advice" situation here, but
since you have an opinion on everything, what's your opinion about Alanis
Morissette?
-- Nicole
I think she is a very gifted musician, and a Canadian at that. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I'm a psych major...and I'm snobby about it, is there
anything that wrong with my situation?
-- Genny
If you can live your life knowing that I heap my scorn upon you, then no, there's nothing wrong with it. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
eleanor, how do you make the "leave a comment" "3 comments"
thing on your livejournal say something else? like yours says "swap a
yarn". i want mine to say something different and i cant find where to
change it. thanks.
-- caro
I don't know. I had Laura set up my livejournal for me. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
hey, i kinda like this kid but the only problem is that hes a
freak. i hate labels but i dont know any other way to put it. im kinda
just the type of person to roll out of bed and go to school and just
have fun. i dont care about what people think about me. i really don't
know what to do.
-- kir
Date him and if you don't like it, break up. It's not like you're marrying him. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
my close friend started dating a guy 3 weeks ago. since the
night they started dating, she's spent every second of her time with
him. she even stood up one of our friends to hang out with him! knowing
that not just i, but all of her friends resent her for being suddenly
ditched, she makes an effort to spend about one night a week in our
company (we all used to hang out nearly every day). these outings are always
really tense, and she has complained about this to me and declared that
she won't spend time with us at all if it has to be like that!! but she
caused the tension by avoiding us and hanging out exclusively with the
friends of her boyfriend.
she wants everyone to simply adjust to her wishes and make everything
easy for her, even though she is alienating her friends and spending an
unhealthy amount of time with one person. talking with her, she makes
vague demands on us to "give this a chance" and "support her" without
giving anything herself. so if we ask her to spend more time with us
we're being unsupportive? why should we support a relationship that has
made her become distant to us and completely dependent on her boyfriend's
company (in only 3 weeks, too)? she gets defensive and angry if i
address her recent behavior. since the direct approach doesn't work, what
should i do to show her the error of her ways or at least cling to my
sanity until they break up? and why does "chicks before dicks" never hold
up in real life?
-- val
You shouldn't support her. I think you know that. If it makes you feel better, "bros before hos" never holds up either. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Back When I was younger I fell In Love with a Boy Named
Justin. I loved him so much I new I would Die for him. Oneday He Asked me
out to the School Dance. I Spent Days Prepairing 4 it...yet he Never
came. I found Out he Cheated on me..He never told me about it though. I
have been In depression for 2 years. And Now I am in love again...with
another..His Name is also justin..Yet I appear no more than Shadow to him.
I Bairly Talk or Show emotion Towards anyone. People think i am to
Young to love...they lie. I have been Having Dreams Of both of them
Crying..Vesions of there Sadness and life..what should i do?
-- Sarah
It's not that you're too young to love. It's that you're too stupid to. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Howdy Ellie. I have a bit of a snafu to conquor. I have a
slight affection towards this guy, but he's a republican. Also, I tend
to use too many words and in the process try to sound too pretentious.
Any advice?
-- Nora
Tell him "good luck finding any cunt as a Republican." Then spit at him. Since you like him, I'm letting him off easy. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Boxers or briefs?
-- Cow lady
Briefs. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i have a tooth ache. you are an alligator, and you have many
teeth. please help.
-- rigby
I brush. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
my probablem is that maybe i'm just too dumb to find it, but
i dont know what your polotics are....so um...yea i'd be happy and shit
if i knew...so please tell me? thanx, chris
-- CHRIS
My name is Eleanor Roosevelt. If that doesn't tell you I am an ardent Democrat, I don't know what would. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
how can i explain to my bf that when i called him "daddy"
during sex, that i didnt mean i want to fuck my father? or does that come
from some incest desire of wanting my fathers hard cock inside of me?
-- daddysgirl
Tell him it was short for daddy-o, and you are a beatnik. Then write him a poem. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
how does johnny depp's voice sound?
i love him! and hate italian dubbing!
please go watch pirates of carribeans (LA MALEDIZIONE DELLA PRIMA LUNA
here, *___*) and tell me!
saluti dall'italia :)
-- martina
Buon giorno. La sua voce suona bellisima. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I need dick
-- puff
Use a gourd. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Hello Eleanor!
First I would like to let you know that you're my hero.
That being said, I have a problem. Am I supposed to trim my pubic hair?
I assume it's like regular hair only in another place and should be
trimmed. Otherwise, i would have a crotch beard, which would be hideous to
say the least. Shall I or shan't I?
-- jenny
Many people believe you should. But pubic hair won't grow indefinitely if you don't. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
ok i like tis boy in school and some of my friends say he
likes me n i sit next to him in all ma classes and he flirts but like i
dont know if he likes me like whenever i drop my book he will bend down
and pick them up for me its sweet hoe do u find out if he likes me or at
least make the first move??
-- sophia
He likes you. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I messed up my eyebrows. How can I fix them?
-- Marian
Shave them off and draw them on with a sharpie marker until they come back. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I think I am in love with a boy in my year, but he doesn't
know. I am easily obsessed, I know his address, phone num. middle name,
even his armspan!! I have no confidence (as I am a complete dog, and am
constantly insulted at school for being fat and ugly), also, I used to
fancy his friend, who lives across from me, and when he found out I
liked him he stopped talking to me and started insulting me. I REALLY
don't want that to happen again!
Also, I get really depressed and have cut myself on more than one
occasion (noone knows tho), and I was wondering if u had ne advice on how 2
avoid getting into the situation where I need 2 cut myself again.
Please help!
-- Kez
Just keep your obsessions to yourself. Or with a friend, build shrines to your obsessions. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
ellie:
i've grown up without a motherly figure around, and only my dad and two
little sisters. now i've got questions who i can't ask anyone i know,
because i don't actually *know* any girls. i'm just one of the guys.
are girls supposed to shave *down there*???
is it normal to only get yur period once every two or three months?
how do tampons work? i've tried to use them, but i just can't figure it
out.
Why is it so cool that i can tie a cherry stem with my tongue?
Why is it "not right" that i wear my dad's clothes sometimes?
-- ange
It's not completely necessary to shave down there, but it is unseemly to have pubes stick outside of your bathing suit or underwear. It is normal to get your period every month, but many people only get it once every two or three months. Maybe you should see a gynecologist about that. With tampons, you stick the applicator in your cunt, then push the tampon through, and remove the applicator. Later, use the string to pull it out. If you live with people and throw it in the garbage can, be a doll and take out the trash. It's cool because you have a nimble tongue. There's nothing wrong with wearing your father's clothes. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i like two people and they both like me a lot. and im already
going out with one. wat do i do about this ?
-- Ashlee
Go out with the other one too. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
what free hosts should i use if i want to learn to write html
codes for complete pages? right now my site is on aol hometown and any
html i enter is separate from the rest of the stuff like text and
pictures. if i write a code for a whole page it doesn't show up. it's really
annoying cus i want to get into serious web design, but i know i won't
learn right if i keep using aol.
-- taylor
If making webpages is what you want to do, just write the code and use internet explorer or netscape to open it. You don't need to upload it anywhere to do what you want. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I think my boyfriend goes over to this girls house to much,
but there like best friends.. and there neighboors.. and we made out
like 6 times today.. am i jus paranoid?
-- bloodybitch
You might not be paranoid. Ask him once if he fornicates with her. If he says no, accept it and believe him. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
hello,
I have this ex. One of the two people I've ever been inlove with, and
we broke up last january. I broke up with him, s it's weird that I still
have feelings for him. not strong ones, but they are there. My sister
also has feelings for him now, and he for her. And I want them to be
happy, but it really bothers me that they're considering going out and
stuff. I don't knw how to stop being jealous of them. I don't know how to
mkae it stop :( any suggestions?
-- marie
Forbid them to date. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I'm having sex with my step dad. He's 25 years older than me,
but I love him. I'm scared of hurting my mum. What should I do?
-- Siobhan
Invite her to join you. The situation can hardly get any more fucked up. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
how exactly do you cure pathological lying?
-- rach sue
Start telling the truth when people will assume it's a lie. It's amazing how much truth you can say if you just smile when you say it. Pathological truthing is so much more fun than pathological lying. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I hate my hair! Can you give me any adivuce? I need some good
ideas for hairstyles. I have short wavy hair.
-- Danielle
Go buy a realistic looking wig and have fun with it. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
i love this guy johnathan, and he loves me. but he lives
almost 300 miles away. should i hope that our relationship will be able
to outlast the distance...or should i just consider him a friend?
-- anne
I wouldn't even be friends with someone 300 miles away. Be realistic, honey. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I've been going out w/ this guy for like 4 month's should I
lose it to him or not ??
-- Adria
If he's hot. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Before I tell you my problem I really like your column it's
very interesting. Alligators sure know alot about life ^__^. About my
problem... my ex boyfriend confuses me alot. He completely avoids me
in class but then when I'm home he comes over in the middle of a
hurricane just to say hi. I still like him and he's always asking me who I
like. I know two girls that he already likes and they are both complete
opposites from me. I'm confused and I really need help
-- Ms. Duckypaws
He's confused too. Say "well, until we find someone else, why don't we neck and fornicate to pass the time. That was always fun." And he will take you up on that. And then maybe he will realize he likes you again. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
my mother does not let me wear tight clothes in fear that the
boys will notice me n stuff. wut should i do?
-- ashley
Quit dressing like a harlot. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I'm sure you are sick of those stupid dating situations...but
hear this one out. Two of my best friends went out for a year and a
half. They broke up last week and now the guy really likes me...and i like
him. TO make it even more shitty of a situation we made out last night
when we were piss drunk. My entire "circle" of friends are so angry at
us. I dont want to finish my senior year of high school with no
friends...what should i do??
-- idiot girl
Now that you necked with him, you might as well lose all your friends and date him. Especially if you're going away to college. If you're staying close to home and everyone else is, maybe you shouldn't burn all your bridges. Your friends were right, after all. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I have a problem with why so many people have problems with
reletionships. Am I just being bitchy and cynical by thinking everybody
goes overboard with all the stupid "who do you like" crap?
-- Melissa
How do you think I feel? These are the only questions I get asked! -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Dear Eleanor Roosevelt,
My name is Bob.... I don't really have a problem 'cept for the fact
that my name is Joe....
bye.
Thanks,
Bill
-- Fred
I guess that's your only problem if you don't mind not having much of a sense of humor. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I’ve had this thing for this guy for over a year now. He has
slight problems, a lot of them springing up from his youth and the
stuff he went through as a child. Me and him eventually got together, but
for one reason or another (or should I say “one meaningless argument or
another”) we ended up going separate ways. I find it hard to believe
that I was merely a summer fling to him, he just seemed to look at me
like I truly meant something to him. We have fought in the past and we
had reconciled and he had apologized for everything hes ever done wrong,
and promised that this time (this summer.. the summer fling….) would be
different, and that he really liked me and whatever. But now.. after
our final argument we don’t talk anymore and when we do talk he stresses
that he just wants to be friends. Should I think that because of all
the hurt hes been through I shouldn’t give up on him or should I just
give it all up and walk away? I want to be there for him, I wan
t to let him know that I still care. Every now and then I IM him and
tell him I hope hes doing well, but somehow that’s just not enough, I
want what I had before. Cant I just have it back???
-- Gina
It's over. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
how can i tell if a guy likes me or not
-- ashley
If he shows you his dick, he likes you. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
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