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my problem is the book wuthering heights. i just can't manage

to et really excited about reading it. Tips? Also, is the 12

questions worksheet I have to do really a trap to see if I use SparkNotes? Oh,

and am I going to hate Honors English 3? I'll give you some sunglasses

maybe if you help.

-lost in wuthering hell

-- timothy

Thing of the characters astrologically. Heathcliff is a capricorn. That wimpy guy from the other house is a virgo. The main girl is a gemini. Or assign them yourself. You should be fine by using Sparknotes. You will hate Honors English. Maybe you should become and alchemist. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






How do you kiss someone? For the last few months I have been

afraid I've been doing it wrong, or I just suck at it. I need help

-- And here is the steeple...

When you're an alligator, especially one known for her toothy grin, you kiss someone very carefully! Hahahahaha. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






Girls need more bathroom stalls than boys.

-- Ted

Right, but boys need more urinals. Some girls, such as the mistress of this here website, can pee standing up. If all girls would take the initiative to learn to pee standing up, the bathroom problem would be largely resolved. --Eleanor Roosevelt






Help me my pets keep dying. Especially the fish. Is it me? Is

it them? Is it my mother?

-- Milton

Fish are wont to die. Luckily, they are one of the tastiest pets, second only to the fox. If your foxes keep dying, that's not a problem, that's a party! -- Eleanor Roosevelt






I thought a titmouse was a bird.

-- DaVe

Susan is a bird. And she knows a thing or two about tits. And as far as I'm concerned, that settles it. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






To Eleanor via Laura's advice column:

Hamilton, Ontario is no longer visible. Smog has covered it in its

entirety. The air is poisonous and vile, and has a greenish hue. I

recently signed a twelve month lease for an apartment in Hamilton, Ontario.

I can no longer find my apartment in the smog, and when I do I fear

leaving: finding it even once is a blessing. I'm currently in the

apartment, and have become quite restless. Could you perhaps recommend

something to pass the time? My friends are temporarily lost in the haze (or

have gone on vacation to escape) so there are only two of us

here...which I add in case that information is pertinent to your reply.

Regards,

-- A|ison

Have I got the games for you. Get a deck of cards, then play these two games. First, "Reds and Numbers." You get as many of a number as you can, red cards are wild. You get dealt 10-20 cards each, some are dealt up, some down, and you turn them over one by one. Second, "Suits and Queens." Get as many of a suit as you can, queens are wild. You can also make any pairs you get wild. This should keep you busy for hours.

Or you could just move to a clean city. I find New Orleans is nice in winter and Pittsburgh in summer. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






i was told i am as sunburnt as gonzo is homosexual.is this

true?i must go poopy in the sink to kill the kill wombat bees

-- = starri

Gonzo is as straight as an arrow. Poopy isn't funny, and there is no such thing as wombat bees. If you were here, I would slap you across the face for your insolence. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






It hurts when I pee

-- Bobus

Then don't pee. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






hey eleanor!i like reptiles. my snake died this morning. it

made me really sad. but thats not my problem. let me tell you what is:I

am in love with my Ex-Boyfriend drew and he is in love with me. we're

not going out because we broke up right b4 the school year ended. plus i

cant see him because he has scooted off to greece to visit his family

for the summer. now here comes the problem: his best friend greg asked

me out at a party that drew wasn't invited to. i said no, that i liked

him as a friend (because i do! hes really nice, but jsut not my type...)

and now he's really mad at me. the thing is, he asked me who i liked

and i couldn't tell him, because he is going to see drew in greece when

he visits his family there too. AHH i hate hurting his feelings, and i

think that turning him down was the smart thing 2 do. was it? and will

greg get over it??? thanks!

-- allie-the toaster hugger

Sorry to hear about your snake. Yes, of course it was the right thing to do to turn down Greg. You don't like him. If you go out with a boy you don't like, that's mean to him. And why would you do such a thing? I hope it's to get some new sunglasses out of the deal. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






I would very much adore having 80 cats but I feel the litter box duties

would be atrocious. How would you suggest dealing with this?

P.S. What color alligator are you? Do you have a hat?

-- Monkey the Rabbit

Cats are very smart and can be taught to use the toilet just like humans and alligators.

I'm a green alligator. I don't have a hat, but I do have sunglasses. That's me. -- Eleanor Roosevelt






should i tell someone (who was supposed to be just a "fling")

that i'm in love with him?

-- iza

Probably not, because you're not in love with him.

No, you're not. -- Eleanor Roosevelt

 

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